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Post by Jana on Sept 22, 2004 20:59:36 GMT -5
EXERCISE ----- It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.
The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
And last but not least: I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
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Post by KatieMae on Sept 24, 2004 11:40:01 GMT -5
Cute LOL
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Post by Enchantress on Sept 24, 2004 12:05:32 GMT -5
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. That is so me. Unfortunately, I can't get my body to get out of bed to start!
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Dara
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Post by Dara on Sept 24, 2004 13:01:35 GMT -5
Love it!
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Post by kelly on Sept 24, 2004 13:17:01 GMT -5
LOL!
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